I don't write about local shows ever, mainly because they all blend together as one long show, but this is a story I felt needed to be told.
Some dude named Danny emailed us and asked if we'd play an animal rights benefit show. Seeing as how we're a vegan band, we felt it would be the right thing to do. He tells us that it will be on April 1st, which is April Fools Day. Now, I love April Fools Day, and am all about jokes. I took this as an opportunity to play a joke on everyone. I talk the dudes into posting on our website that Bill has had a run in with the law and is under investigation as a terrorist threat. Sounds ridiculous, but in SLC it sounds about right. Anyway, we post that his lawyer advised him against any contact with straight edge kids or vegan kids. Since we didn't want to bail on the show, we wrote, Brook Aftermath would be filling in on vocals. Everyone bought it. We had e-mails from all over asking how Bill was and if we needed any help. We were good to go.
The show was an akward line-up. There were two indie bands, a gutter punk band and us. We sneak Bill in through the back door, and start to get everything set up. We tell the sound guy that we need two microphones, and he gives us two mics. Now, the way it was supposed to go down was like this: Bill gets a mic stands to the side of the stage and sings, while Brook jumps around and lip syncs, thus confusing anyone paying attention. Then at the end of the first song, we say "April Fools" and Bill sings the rest of the set. There was only one problem: The dumbass sound guy didn't turn on the second mic. So we start playing with no vocals, and Brook stands around looking like an idiot waiting for Bill to start singing.
Needless to say our joke fell flat. I was disappointed.
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